- a history of my life from my perspective
- the dynamic between my mother and I (from my perspective)
- how to draw on my eyebrows
- how to stick out your stomach so that it makes you look pregnant and thus get good seats and avoid lines
##[photo of me] (https://www.google.com/search?q=claire+kearney-volpe&espv=2&biw=1425&bih=883&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=S4IIVMT4MOnCsASNgYLQBQ&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAg) ![KITTY KAT] (http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/nufftenthousand/rio21.jpg) ##[emoji representation] (https://www.google.com/search?q=emoji+of+poop&espv=2&biw=1425&bih=883&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=YoIIVNjNOZHlsASomoLoDA&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ) :hamburger: :fries:
